Wednesday, October 15, 2008
No. Friggin. Way.
I laughed so hard when I saw this I think I peed a little.

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Thursday, October 09, 2008
A thought for the day
Since the whole premise of the traditional "Republicans versus Democrats" shtick has been eroded beyond all recognition, something occurred to me today:

All of this insane political bickering between pundits, bloggers, candidates etc. seems a lot like a couple of newlyweds standing on their front lawn arguing about the colors of the drapes as the house burns to the ground before their eyes.

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I want the title of my post to basically be the noise that a human makes when they have the dry heaves, but I don't know how to spell it
I just spent a quick minute doing a little headline browsing over at Huffington Post.

First off, what a phenomenal waste of time that was!

Second, what the fuck is going on over there? Did John McCain die today and leave Sarah Palin in charge? You'd think by the volume of "Palin material" that is slathered all over the HuffPo home page that the goofy Alaskan pig-bull (or whatever she calls herself) was suddenly perched atop the GOP ticket.

As of 5:25pm EST, the name "Palin" appeared on the HuffPo home page 23 times.

The name "Biden" appeared only twice.

Why in the hell is one vice presidential contender so important and the other is not?

Fucking partisan dickwads.

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Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Liar
Barack Obama is a fucking liar. I barely made it 5 minutes into the middle of the debate when I hear the dickhead saying something like:

"Not many small businesses make more than $250k per year...so most small businesses won't be taxed."

Horse. Shit.

I know that I personally have worked for a handful of companies that were DEFINITELY "small" businesses (100 or so employees at each) that did $20-50 Million per year.

Apparently Mr. Obama thinks that "small business" means Aunt Shirley's eBay store where she sells pot holders with cats embroidered on them.

Actually, that's just what Obama wants everyone to think. He knows goddamn well that small businesses are generally not pocket change enterprises. What a disingenuous cocksucker.

Grrr. I still hate John McCain, though. More to come on this little problem later. I have more debate through which I must try to hold my vomit.

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Thursday, October 02, 2008
WHO SAID WHAT?? WHO KNEW WHAT???
















Let's play a little game, shall we?? Match up the following statements about Fannie & Freddie with the correct Asshat. Please make note of the party affiliation and explain to me how in the fuck you can blame ANY of this on ANYONE but Barney "balls on chin" Frank and Chris "Countrywide" Dodd. These two lying thievin bastards are still in control of the Banking & Finance Committee and will be in charge of "oversight" again. How brilliant is that???



1. The more people, in my judgment, exaggerate a threat of safety and soundness, the more people conjure up the possibility of serious financial losses to the Treasury, which I do not see. I think we see entities that are fundamentally sound financially and withstand some of the disaster scenarios.
2. Secretary Martinez, if it ain’t broke, why do you want to fix it? Have the GSEs [government-sponsored enterprises] ever missed their housing goals?
3. I want to roll the dice a little bit more in this situation towards subsidized housing.
4. I am just pissed off at Ofheo [Office of Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight, regulators for Fannie/Freddie] because if it wasn’t for you I don’t think that we would be here in the first place.
5. However, I have sat through nearly a dozen hearings where, frankly, we were trying to fix something that wasn’t broke. … Mr. Chairman, we do not have a crisis at Freddie Mac, and in particular at Fannie Mae, under the outstanding leadership of Mr. Frank Raines. … Everything in the 1992 act has worked just fine.
6. I believe there has been more alarm raised about potential unsafety and unsoundness than, in fact, exists.
7. And my worry is that we’re using the recent safety and soundness concerns, particularly with Freddie, and with a poor regulator, as a straw man to curtail Fannie and Freddie’s mission.
8. I, just briefly will say, Mr. Chairman, obviously, like most of us here, this is one of the great success stories of all time.
9. I know the press, particularly, keeps saying this is another Enron, which it clearly is not.
10. Mr. Chairman, what we’re dealing with is an astounding failure of management and board responsibility, driven clearly by self interest and greed. And when we reference this issue in the context of — the best we can say is, “It’s no Enron.” Now, that’s a hell of a high standard.


ANSWERS:



1. Barney Frank (D-MA), 9/10/2003.
2. Maxine Waters (D-CA), same date.
3.Frank, 9/25/2003.
4. Gregory Meeks (D-NY), same date.
5.Waters, same date.
6. Frank, same date.
7. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), 10/16/2003.
8. Chris Dodd (D-CT), 2/24-5/2004.
9. Robert Bennett (R-UT), 6/15/2006.
10. Chuck Hagel (R-NE), same date.

TERM LIMITS*******NOW******







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