What a treasure trove of quotes to work with!

Obama has said that Saddam Hussein "poses no imminent and direct threat to the United States, or to its neighbors." Biden thought otherwise: "This is a guy who's used weapons of mass destructions. This is a guy who has destabilized the whole neighborhood. This is a guy who in a war with Iranians, over 800,000 people on both sides were killed. This is a guy who is an extreme danger to the world. And this is a guy who is in every way possible seeking weapons of mass destruction. That case, in and of itself, ought to be sufficient." ("Meet the Press," Aug. 4, 2002)

heh heh heh heh.....what a maroon

This is priceless. Recreate '68 gathers thousands of people in Denver to "make a statement" and voice their opinions about their dissatisfaction with the current state of affairs politically.

So what do they do? Do they state their case? Do they offer alternatives? Do they cite specific examples of their greivances? Do they ask America to listen to their ideas??

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

They surround and shout down the reporter for the largest (by far) cable news audience on the air. Just frickin' brilliant, you finally have a chance to address millions of people and instead of discussing what your beef is, you act like a bunch of belligerent toddlers.

Stay classy Dems, stay classy!

H/T Hot Air....click on the title above

Labels: free speech my ass, intolerant jackasses, morons

It seems to me that littering is a shitty thing to do. However, I think that throwing pop cans and beer cans out in the ditch/yard/lake whatever is a good idea. Frankly, the aluminum is a much purer form once the can has been manufactured than when it was a freshly mined chunk (or chunks, I suppose). So basically, throwing a pop can out the window of the car has the net result of returning something to nature in better condition than that in which nature gave it to us. That's the point, right? Return borrowed items in better condition than they were in when you received them...?

That's all.

Labels: bored blogger, Earth Day is for bozos, littering

Ok boys and girls, take your shots. This picture was taken just a few years ago (okay 8 years ago) and I look even better today!!!

I just felt a pic should go along with my many posts so you have an idea who you are talking to.

In R/E Georgia & Russia:

While I'm not the biggest fan of getting involved in other folks shit, here comes one more GLARING EXAMPLE of why we are the "WORLDS' POLICE FORCE". I hate to commit troops anywhere, but if it at this point in our lives you don't realize how serious it is that we remain the only superpower on the planet, then you my friend are fucking stoooooopid.

Do you want Vlad as the next ruler? Or Ammadinnerjacket? Or Chavez?? Like it or not, there are a lot of stoooooooopid, dangerous, and down right fucked up folks out there waiting to take our position as the leader of the world.

No matter what your politics, history proves (again and again) the biggest dog wins. Don't let your "negotiation politics" rule what could be your very life!!!!!!

As I sit here late on a Sunday, I find myself bombarded again with financial pundits and commercials all across the television spectrum imploring anyone who might be behind on their mortgage to "CONTACT THEIR LENDER" as they will surely help you stave off the impending discomfort of facing reality.

Well I have bad news for you boys and girls. Your lender doesn't give a flying fuck if your behind, they've already been paid for your mortgage when they sold it off 2 days after closing. Unless you are one of a handful of folks that has your mortgage with a local savings and loan, the odds are 99 to 1 your mortgage is owned by investors. Investors you can't call. Investors you can't make arrangements with. Investors that live as far and wide as the frickin' Ukraine to Los Angeles.

As many of you loyal readers know, I'm in the real estate biz, and I have had a very good year. Not because of foreclosures, but because of regular folks buying regular houses. Period.

What pains me is the perception that you can call someone, be it your lender, or Uncle Fucking Sam, and somehow dispose of your responsibility. Newsflash....If you buy a car, you gotta pay for it or walk. If you buy a big screen tv and don't pay for it, they'll come and take it away. If you order a pizza from Pizza Hut and show up with no money, you get no pizza. It's not exactly a rocket science kind of concept.....If you can't afford something, admit you fucked up, move along, and don't blame me (or BILL ME) because you are a moron. I'm not your momma, I'm not your banker, and I'm not your frickin babysitter, I'm a taxpayer and I pay more in taxes per year than most of you morons make in a year. I've worked long and hard to eek out a comfortable life and the rest of you assholes can do the same, kapeesh????

I absolutely adore this woman! (on the left) While we are miles apart politically, she is one of the "talking heads" who actually is civil, bright, entertaining and (I think) extremely fair. Besides that, she's really easy on the eyes too!

Click on the title above and read her take on the Silky Pony! Spot On!

Well, yeah, I did. Oops....

See ya silky, it's been a fun ride.

Four U.S. Olympic cyclists issued an apology today (presumably to the Chinese government???) for wearing "smog masks."

Meanwhile, the "Figures from China’s official Environmental Monitoring Centre deemed the air quality to be level two or “fairly good”."

Well, at least passive aggressivism isn't dead.

Of course, neither is irony.

Moral of the story: It's OK to be afraid of something you can't see (SARS), but apparently it's preposterous to be afraid of something visible, like...for example, an ominous floating cloud of toxic gas.

I wish I was making this shit up.

What's next? Detroit Police issue apology for wearing bulletproof vests while on duty?????

Labels: communist shitbags, environmental hucksters, pandering, viven los strawmen

So the semi-official Jackass response to the GOP push to reconvene congress for a vote on an energy bill has a couple of unique (and disturbing) attributes:

1. It sounds distinctly like the jowls of an old dog flapping in the hot summer breeze
2. It smells like fish, not unlike the unpleasant aroma of red herring
3. From this steaming pile of poo, one can easily infer that these elitist pricks think that most of us are a bunch of low-functioning face scratchers

How about this: Take my ivory & gold plated Exxon brand tire pressure gauge and stick it up your collective ass, you bunch of limp-wristed dickheads.

Labels: congress, economy, legislative bed-shitting, oil, tire pressure

Queen Nancy has made it perfectly clear. It is far more important to get Democrats re-elected than it is to embrace a coherent, common sense energy plan.

Click the title above for Charles Krauthammers' deliciously accurate dissection of her glaringly flawed reasoning process.

Just so I'm on record as having said this:

Jimmy Buffett may be getting old and his hair is thinning (worse), but the man still puts on one of the best concerts a person could possibly ask for. I went to see him on Tuesday, and although the entire show was fabulous, I have to say that "One particular harbor" was so damn good, it was better than CD quality.

Labels: Buffett, one particular harbor, parrotheads