This pretty well sums it up! Smoke 'm if ya got 'em!!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_LutWBunb4

Labels: congress

HERE'S THE SOLUTION THAT WILL MAKE THEM HAPPY!

Big, fat, older-brotherly congratulations to my little sister: DorkBoy!!! She has passed the Ohio Bar Exam on her first try.

Name	City	County	State	Zip	Law School
Anna Kaduk	Chagrin Falls	Geauga	OH	44022	Cleveland State University

I'm not sure I like the idea of such a tenacious bitch with such power, but hey, somebody has to be the "Yin" to Hillary Clinton's "Yang," right?

FYI, my sister RAWKS. If I didn't blow her some good-natured shit, she'd think I was ill.

You kick ass, Katie....err, Anna....or whatever you go by these days.

Give 'em hell.

Labels: Anna Kathleen Kaduk, family business, Uncle Dorkboy

h/t: 6MB

Why does Micah Clark rabidly obsess over how other people use their genitals in private? I think he's got closet issues.

Hey Micah, I hear Shirley and Fred Phelps are looking for a few good men to help protest at soldiers' funerals. You can contact them directly at www.godhatesfags.com if you haven't already.

HA! Who am I kidding...I'm sure they're on your speed dial.

Labels: AFA, bigotry, bigots, intolerant jackasses, whiny punks who can rationalize anything

....I.....O!

Thanks to the shortcomings of Cal and LSU, it appears as if the Buckeyes are starting this week as the top ranked team in NCAA football.

Word.

What's up with USF? Holy shit, major kudos go out to those guys for getting their team ranked for the first time.....with style, no less.

The Bulls, out of the Big East, had never been ranked before this season and the school only started playing football 11 years ago. Now coach Jim Leavitt's team is in the thick of the national title race.

So that must be what people mean when they say "you can do whatever you put your mind to...."

With that in mind, I intend to spend the next couple of hours sitting here at the computer trying to will a Snickers bar into existence.

Labels: Buckeyes, Ohio stuff

Wal-Mart recently announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2.00 -- $5.00 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, Professor of Marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Dark Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCAR Bernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (opossum) or red meat (squirrel).


Ok, it's a joke. I know opossum isn't actually white meat.

Labels: stupid white-trash brainstorming, trailer park living, Wal Mart

Labels: funny shite

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

Labels: funny shite, The Onion

NIN: Free Agent.

Labels: Nine Inch Nails, RIAA, Trent Reznor

After 6 months of trying to convince people that Harrison Square was preordained as "a go," the State gives a green flag to the financing.

Hey people, throw your support behind the thing! Seriously...poo-pooing the project at this point will only cost you more money. Help make it a success.

Make the best of it, lest it bleed you dry.

Labels: Change Fort Wayne, Harrison Square

Ok, now everybody stare at Alice! Ok Alice, now you stare at Greg's male pattern baldness!


You can do it, Duffy Moon!


ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Labels: All your base are belong to us, Brady Bunch, comingling of campaign funds, Duffy Moon, Matt Kelty

Labels: funny shite, Mrs Bill Clinton