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After much deliberation, we of the J4TR board of directors feel that we have been missing out on an opportunity to promote many important agendas. It has come to our attention that the modern "camp" is a vastly popular and effective tool in promoting idealism for many different viewpoints, agendas and ideals.
becoming a widespread thingy. Even Hebrews and Palestinians have a co-operative peace camp (enrollment for 2006 still open, according to the website).
The preceding rules may be modified via addendum, deletion or simple trickery at any time during the run-up to Camp Camping. There will be a $10 per car parking fee which will be used to purchase a keg, cups and ice for all of-age campers to share. Additional funds will be put toward additional kegs. A special PayPal account will be set up this week to start collecting these parking fees and passes will be mailed to you well in advance of the event.
Dems find Lieberman so distasteful. Bartleby makes his opinion clear in the post, but I'm talking about the majority of Democrats here...here's what I think. I think Lieberman scares the shit out of Democrats because he's honest, and they aren't used to seeing honesty from their political tribe.Clinton made no effort to support Lieberman's view; instead he said that Democrats should bear no blame for "the mistakes that were made after the fall of Saddam Hussein" and added: "We can disagree on what we do next . . . but we can fight together and we can go forward together."Bizarre quote, right? Not for Clinton. It's the same ridiculous fucking "Who, Me?" twaddle that he's used his entire career (in conjunction with puppy dog eyes and staged pulpit appearances at churches far and wide) to sweep his many improprieties and disingenuous statements under the proverbial rug. Sound familiar? (...ahem, DUBYA)
Democrats should bear no blame for our savory national shit sandwich* in Mesopotamia? Au contraire, Mr. Former Maximum Supervisor; Democrats as a party are fully, completely complicit. Own it, donkeys: either you've been in substantial agreement -- or you've been afraid to oppose Bush's imperial project. The exact details vary from one jackass to the next, and one or two individuals may have consistently opposed the war ... but as a party -- as a money-eating, vote-buying machine -- you are exactly as guilty as the GOP. In fact, as I do not tire of saying, you and the pachyderms are simply two very-slightly-different caucuses in the overarching U.S. Party of War and Global Management.Emphasis Bartleby's.

Do you think if I had played more video games as a kid I'd be more passive-aggressive now? I really didn't play too many video games...and I think that's why I have a penchant for blogging that many people in my age bracket lack.



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Nevermind the so-called "threat" homosexuals pose to society, we should be going after ALL adulterous Americans with fists of rage!Marriage is for life, and this amendment needs to include that basic tenant. Therefore, Mr. Speaker, I think we should expand the scope of the amendment to outlaw divorce in this country. Going further Mr. Speaker, I believe in fidelity. Adultery is an evil that threatens the marriage and the heart of every marriage, which is commitment.
How can we as a country allow adulterers to go unpunished and continue to make a mockery of marriage? Again by doing so, what lessons are we teaching our children about marriage? I certainly think that it shows we are not serious about protecting the institution and this is
why I think the amendment should outlaw adultery and make it a felony. Additionally, Mr. Speaker, we must address spousal abuse and child abuse. Think of how many marriages end in a divorce or permanent separation because one spouse is abusive.
And, Mr. Speaker, I personally think child abuse may be the most despicable act one can commit. This is why if we are truly serious about protecting marriage to the point we will amend the constitution, we should extend the punishment of abuse to prevent those who do such a hideous act from ever running for an elected position anywhere.
We should also prevent those who commit adultery, or get a divorce, from running for office. Mr. Speaker, this House must lead by example. If
we want those watching on CSPAN to actually believe we are serious about protecting marriage, then we should go after the other major threats to the institution. Not just the threat that homosexuals may some day be allowed to marry in a state other than Massachusetts. An elected official should certainly lead by example.

Oh, Andrew, you're silly.
You lie like the racist trolling dog you are and think I won't find out?
You think I didn't find out you send Dim Tank and Trollpig to my journal?
When you finally realize that being an immature little prick is only going to lead to trouble, maybe you'll have some semblance of a life. As it is, all you can do is be the child you are deep inside - which explains why you claim to be a Libertarian. Only someone who is, deep down, utterly immature would think that abolishing government is the way to freedom.
As for your little lying troll-boy butt-buddy, he's only shown that he's as stupid as a rock as about as gifted with a keyboard.
May both of you end up with horribly interesting lives.
I looted a Figurine of Mister Neil, the Sword of Wbkelley, the Crown of Megaspork, the Amulet of X86bsd, the Axe of Libertus1, the Sword of Emperornortonii, the Armour of Azrael2002, the Sceptre of Spawndeloki, the Shield of Lt Kitty, the Sword of the Eagles, a Figurine of Chalaine, the Wand of Lil Ms Drama, the Sword of Kumorigoe, the Sceptre of Hamburgers, the Armour of Gnosticdiva, the Amulet of Biggles7268, the Armour of Potterpuffs and 20 gold pieces.
Score: 295
Explore the Dungeon of Vulgarisprime and try to beat this score,
went on record as saying that no rules were broken. Seems like that should have put an end to the bitching early on, but no such digression occurred. Ha! One confused local blogger even blamed it on Bush...I haven't yet figured out the connection, if one really exists. H/T AWB for the pic. Also-H/T RRouse and J. McGauley for the originals...we wouldn't wanna get sued over photo rights here...
criminal counterparts. Just remember folks, OJ is playing golf right now, but he lost his civil trial. So literally, there is no public interest in justice here, just some greed on behalf of a couple of our fine government employees (we pay these fscking people, you know). But, I'm sure a nice windfall judgment for the Plame/Wilson consortium will somehow vindicate many on the left. Here's the funniest part (to me): It is a commonly accepted fact that leftards hate the CIA, yet now its sanctitiy seems to be of paramount importance to these jokers. J4TR.com prediction: If Plame can convince the civil court that appearances in Vanity Fair magazine (see inset picture above) are less of an exposure when you wear sunglasses and a scarf (ooh, how clandestine), she stands a chance to make some big money. However, if the trial starts to go that way, expect Plame to mysteriously dissappear vis-a-vis Jimmy Hoffa.
Anyone who missed the premier of the PBS Soundstage episode featuring Bill Laswell and Axiom Sound System Live in Chicago needs to check it out tonight for sure. It airs at 11:00pm on WFWA (Channel 39). It is truly an amazing show, including the likes of Bootsy Collins, Buckethead, Tabla Beat Science, Pharoah Sanders backed by Material and more!
the tabla creating a plethora of deep, rich sounds like
none I'd ever heard before. I might recommend that if you plan on checking this out, you buddy up to someone with a phenomenal home theater, as it only enhances what is already a masterpiece and can only be described as "ear candy."
get to some of the classic Bootsy, but it's cool too, even if you're not into shred-guitar.
In the absence of an actual conspiracy or crime, invent one.
System reform is a hotbed of controversy. But to move ahead, we've got to identify the myths, toss them aside and refocus on realities.
You can't write about Social Security and not get flooded with angry e-mails representing all points of the political spectrum. From those who dub it "Socialist Insecurity" to those who hold their checks to be an inalienable right, people often have passionate and firmly held beliefs about the system.
Unfortunately, sometimes those beliefs are based on myths. In the interest of more honest debate, let's review some of these legends.
What isn't in the trust fund is a big hoard of cash.
Three-quarters of the money that's collected in Social Security taxes goes right out the door again in the form of benefits to Social Security recipients. The surplus that isn't needed to pay benefits is loaned to the federal government to pay for other programs.
In return for this loan, the trust fund gets IOUs in the form of special-issue, interest-paying Treasury bonds. The interest isn't paid in cash, however; the Treasury issues the fund additional bonds for the interest amount. Last year, the fund was credited with $80 billion in interest; the total value of the securities is about $1.5 trillion.
Critics often deride these bonds as "a bookkeeping entry" or a fiction, but they're real obligations of the U.S. government, said Steve Goss, Social Security's chief actuary. In the past, they've been cashed in when Social Security or its sister program, Medicare, temporarily ran low on funds. The last time was in the early 1980s.
"They're backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government," Goss said. "They're every bit as real . . . as any savings bond or Treasury bond any individual might hold in society."
The problem, of course, is that the government now owes the trust fund so much money -- and relies on its surplus so heavily -- that real problems will be created when it comes time to cash in those IOUs. Uncle Sam is going to need to find another source of income to replace the surplus (or cut spending, or borrow money from somewhere else), plus come up with cash to pay the bonds it's already issued.
Myth No.2: Congress doesn't pay into Social Security, so it doesn't care about fixing the crisis. The idea that U.S. lawmakers don't pay into Social Security is 20 years out of date. Before 1984, U.S. representatives and senators -- like all other federal employees -- weren't covered by Social Security and didn't pay into the system. Congress passed a law in 1983, which took effect the next year, requiring all its members (and all federal employees hired after that year) to participate in the system.
This myth is often accompanied by the assertion that Congress participates in a private pension scheme that pays them their salaries for the rest of their lives. In fact, the Civil Service Retirement System, which covered federal employees in earlier decades, was closed to new participants after 1983. The pensions available under this old system depend on the federal worker's pay and tenure with the government, but by law can't exceed 80% of the final year's pay. Benefits paid under the system are reduced by the amount of Social Security the participant receives.
The reason Congress hasn't fixed the Social Security crisis is politics. The most likely solutions -- raising taxes, cutting benefits, establishing private accounts or some combination of the three -- all face strong opposition. In addition, the people currently receiving benefits are represented by one of the strongest, most politically-connected lobbies in existence: AARP. The 20-something workers who likely will pay the cost for congressional inaction don't have nearly the same clout.
But those statistics reflect the higher infant and child mortality rates of the times. If you survived childhood, you had a good shot of living beyond retirement age. Men who lived to age 30 in 1935 could expect to last another 37 years. Women at 30 had a 40-year average life
expectancy.
If you actually reached retirement age, your prospects for a relatively long retirement were good. Men who were 65 in 1935 could expect to live another 12 years, while women faced an average 13 more years. (Today, men of the same age can expect to live another 16 years, and women 19 years.)
In fact, about half of the 30 state pension plans that existed in 1935, and many of the private pension plans, used 65 as a retirement age. Most of the others used age 70. Social Security's creators thought 65 was the more reasonable age and believed the system could be self-sustaining if they chose that age.
Myth No.4: Social Security will run out of money in 2042. Social Security will still be receiving payroll taxes from workers in 2042. What may have disappeared by then are the assets in the Social Security trust fund.
Even that isn't cast in stone, however. The Congressional Budget Office in June projected that the trust fund wouldn't dry up until 10 years later, in 2052. The CBO used different assumptions than those used by the Social Security Administration, projecting faster growth in worker earnings, higher interest rates and lower inflation.
Here's how the Social Security Administration projects the timeline:
In any case, foreign workers who live in the United States have to work and pay taxes into the system for at least 10 years to qualify for Social Security benefits, just as U.S. citizens do.
What will really hurt Social Security are two factors: demographics and the scope of Americans who are covered.
In 1950, there were 16 workers for every person receiving Social Security benefits. By 2015, there will be only three workers for each beneficiary. Fifteen years after that, the ratio will be down to 2.2 to 1.
Even that demographic shift wouldn't be such a disaster if Social Security hadn't expanded far beyond its original mandate of providing retirement benefits for workers. About 30% of Social Security's total benefits are paid to retirees' dependents and survivors and to disabled workers.
Here's a summary of the add-ons over the years:
Of these add-ons, however, only the first two -- disability benefits and payments to dependents, widows, orphans -- actually affect Social Security's bottom line.
SSI benefits are paid out of the federal government's general revenues. Medicare is paid for with its own tax and has its own trust fund.
(Medicare is in far worse shape than Social Security. Medicare's trustees project insolvency in 2019, 23 years before the earliest date Social Security is scheduled to run aground. Medicare has an unfunded liability of $27.7 trillion over the next 75 years, while Social Security's unfunded liability for the same period is $3.7 trillion. To put this in perspective, the entire national debt is currently about $7 trillion.)
Like Medicare, the disability insurance program also has its own tax and its own trust fund. But the disability fund's results are combined with that of the retirement system when Social Security insolvency projections are made, Goss said, and account for $700 billion of the $3.7 trillion unfunded liability.If the disabled, the dependent and the survivors were booted out of the system, Social Security could pay for itself --assuming tax levels remained the same.
"The system would be more than adequately funded," Goss said, "if only retirees were receiving benefits."
That's not a solution Goss -- or anyone else who really thinks about it -- could endorse. Even if it were morally viable, kicking out all the widows, orphans, disabled and stay-at-home spouses is politically untenable.
So we're back to choosing from the same controversial list of options: cutting benefits, raising taxes, privatizing some or all of the system. What we choose, though, should be based on the realities of the system -- not the myths.


I've always been particularly opposed to the widespread usage of horse-drawn carriages on public throughfares by the Amish...not because I give a shit about how quickly they get where there going or anything like that, I really couldn't care less. I think those vehicles are a menace to the people who drive them and the people who drive in traffic among them. There is little in this world that makes my guts turn more than hearing about some ignorant Amishman that got his young child seriously injured or killed on the highway because he was driving a painfully slow-moving black vehicle after nightfall with his kids heaped in the damned thing like groceries. Well, it turns out I'm even more opposed to the Amish sexually molesting their young. I always knew there had to be some pretty shallow gene pools in the electricity-free long-bearded communities of Grabill...
New legislative representatives to serve as liaisons between Alaskan Citizens and Washington D.C. Applicants must have a pulse, a well calibrated political compass and the ability to avoid ludicrous multi-hundred-million dollar pork-barreling embarassments. Please apply in person and your local political party headquarters. Apes, dogs and felons may be considered an improvement, please do not refrain from applying if you think you're underqualified, we're used to it.
