Friday, March 31, 2006
STOOK!

Some of my recent blogsurfing has led me to some old friends with whom I haven't spoken in years. The most recent one I stumbled across was Josh "Stook" Stuckey, an Auburn native who relocated to Minneapolis, MN to pursue a career in music.
Apparently, Stook released an album in January of 2006 entitled "The Soundtrack to My Minneapolis," which is a strangely appealing blend of blusey folk/acoustic styles with some very engaging lyrics, performed in the gruff, raw manner which those of us who know Stook would totally expect. It's tasty stuff...check it out.

A "free listen" is available HERE.

An in-depth review of the album is available HERE. More reviews HERE.

The official STOOK website is www.stookmusic.com where you can buy the full-length 10 song album.

It should be noted that Stook was my boss in high-school, when I worked at an Auburn sub/pizza shop. All I can say is, "good times!"

Special Bonus Feature!!! This hilarious pic and snippet came from the same post!!! I love it when a plan comes together. Thanks to "The Atheist Jew" for a few good laughs.

Quote of the week: "Oh and you mocking me is like a Down's child mocking Einstein.Your lack of understanding and intelligence doesn't surprise me. Vox is pretty smart, and opposites do attract. My wife is limited intellectually too." The Atheist Jew Homepage 03.29.06 - 11:19 am

J4TR.com Hops on the Bandwagon

In response to the announcement from Jeff Fraser today indicating his blog Fort Wayne Insight would cease to exist, we here at 'The Record' could only think of one question:
Who is gonna copy and paste stuff from MediaWatch for us to read now? Oh, wait...nobody gives a $#it.
We are just saddened by the disappointing discovery that Jeff isn't actually funny. Carroll: The Book definitely would lead you to think he's got a great sense of humor...but no one has seen hide nor hair of that sharp wit or reckless abandon since Fort Wayne Insight was founded.
Ok, enough time wasted on that...back to business. More posts coming this evening...stay tuned.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
A Few Notes on Daylight Savings Time
Just a few little side-notes to the recent time-change humbuggery:


From Webexhibits.org:

Time Change Riots

Patrons of bars that stay open past 2:00 a.m. lose one hour of drinking time on the day when Daylight Saving Time springs forward one hour. This has led to annual problems in numerous locations, and sometimes even to riots. For example, at a "time disturbance" in Athens, Ohio, site of Ohio University, over 1,000 students and other late night partiers chanted "Freedom," as they threw liquor bottles at the police attempting to control the riot.

Believe it or not, I actually attended a couple of these Mardi-Gras style street parties. Now they don't even compare to OU's annual Halloween bash...but it was still hilarious.

This is how Ohio University advises students on the yearly debacle:

What should I expect from local law enforcement?
You can expect that law enforcement personnel will enforce the law. Police from the City of Athens and Ohio University will work together to keep streets clear and open, to prevent overcrowding of sidewalks, to insure the safety of people and property, and to otherwise enforce all local and state laws.
As you know, it is illegal to block a public street. It is illegal to remain in a place after ordered by the police to disperse. It is illegal to drink alcohol if you are under 21 years of age. It is illegal to have an open container of alcohol in your possession in any public place. It is illegal to possess or consume illicit drugs. It is illegal to urinate publicly. It is illegal to destroy property. It is illegal to assault others. It is illegal to be disorderly. These and all other laws will be firmly enforced.
In addition to traditional enforcement, you can expect that police and city officials will be recording activities using video and still cameras, and that they will pursue prosecution of individuals identified through these means.

What if I just go to watch?
You can be arrested for failure to leave when a police officer tells you to leave and/or for blocking the sidewalk. In the past, students who said they attended simply to watch have become drawn into illegal activities and have been arrested and/or disciplined.

What if I get arrested?
You will be booked at the local police station.
You will be transported to the Regional Jail in Nelsonville.
If you post bond, you may be released and would need to find a ride home.
You will have to appear in court; you may decide to hire an attorney.
If you are found guilty in court, you could face a fine, community service and/or jail.
You will be referred to University Judiciaries.

Why can I be referred to Judiciaries for something that happens off-campus?
According to University rules about student behavior, you can be referred for behavior whether it occurs on-campus or off-campus. You will be referred to University Judiciaries if it is alleged that you have violated the Student Code of Conduct, regardless of where the behavior occurred.

There is more to read from OU HERE.

The state also mandated OU to withhold student aid dollars from persons convicted of certain riot related crimes. Read more HERE.

Do I think this will be a problem in Fort Wayne? No. I just wanted people to realize that the only folks out there that get enraged enough about DST are drunken students.

Well, there are these guys (also from DST on Webexhibits.org):

Palestinian Terrorists
In September 1999, the Palestinian West Bank was on daylight saving time while Israel had just switched back to standard time. West Bank Palestinians prepared time bombs and smuggled them to Arab Israelis, who misunderstood the time on the bombs. As the bombs were being planted, they exploded—one hour too early—killing three terrorists instead of the intended victims—two busloads of people.

DST saves the day!!!
Zimney Tops FWOb polls for "Favorite WOWO Afternoon Personality"

Otherwise known as the "Pat White Show" time-slot...

Check out Fort Wayne Observed for the details!

Mitch does mention that a "FWOb reader criticized the choice to put Zimney on the poll in the first place." By my recollection, Pat White made the same criticism on the air, saying "Newsman Jon??? Newsman Jon is winning???" Then of course he recanted, stating that The Pat White Show is a "Team Effort." HA! Sounds like somebody who saw where that poll was going before all the votes were in!

Congrats, Jon Zimney! Hopefully it will be your show soon and they ditch the bottom two performers. I personally would LOVE to hear a Jon Zimney & Pat Miller Show (as a duo) every day instead of Dumb & Dumber.
Funniest Commercial EVER
I actually TIVO'ed this commercial so I can watch it over and over. My wife thinks I'm a jackass, but it makes me laugh every time.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006
J4TR.com Presents: @$$hole Company of the Week

Thank you, Verizon! Thank you for last Friday, when you told me that Tuesday was the earliest I could expect a service truck (I guess "We never stop working for you" doesn't apply to weekends). Oh wait, there were THREE verizon trucks within a half-mile of my house on Saturday...
Thank you for the automated phone call on Monday, telling me that the problem was MY fault...indicating that I would have to pay-by-the-hour for your services. Pricks.
Footnote: The service technician, after 3 hours of wire toning, discovered that the turds installing the FIOS setup next door ran a trencher across my copper line, disabling my DSL and phones. In other words: NOT MY FAULT. It should be noted that he thought it was funny that the automated system thought it had the problem solved and was 100% WRONG.
Spitting in the Face of 2000 Years of Science

Yesterday, the Journal Gazette ran a short piece discussing an upcoming event at Concordia High School. This event (coined "Celebrate Creation Week") will include several guest lectures by Mike Riddle, a speaker on creation from Answers in Genesis, a Kentucky-based non-denominational organization.

Of Mr. Riddle's lectures, Concordia's science department chairman Mervin Koehlinger says:

“He will emphasize the fact that in the past the church has been willing to reinterpret the Bible according to what science was saying. We don’t have to do that. We can interpret science in light of what the Bible is saying.”

Wow, is that backwards. Seems to me like the scientific community has done quite well with the "burden of proof" over the years. The same can NOT be said of those who strictly interpret Biblical passage.

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Scrap 2000 years of logic and research by using a 2-millennia-old book full of metaphors as a scientific benchmark.

Folks, I'm all about people teaching kids this stuff at Sunday School, but Monday-Friday school should really be more calibrated to cold, hard facts. These kids have to leave the nest sometime, and I would hate to think this is what they are being taught in lieu of actual science. Perhaps they will be prepared for a lustrious scholarly career at Whittenberg...but if this is the scientific knowledge they are touting...they will get SHREDDED at state schools.

People can believe anything they want, I certainly will not even try to stop them...but c'mon folks, give your kids a chance! It has been accepted practice for a VERY VERY long time to explain Biblical events through science. I (as a Lutheran) have always been extremely comfortable rationalizing these accounts/stories by using science. I am NOT, however, comfortable with turning that process inside out. It seems to me like that whole cart/horse thing. But what the hell do I know? I'm just a lowly blogger.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
No More Bloggedy Blog Blog Blog for FWCS...until tomorrow.

Today, WOWO reports that:

Fort Wayne School officials have had little success keeping students from
accessing blogging websites on school computers. It took students just days to
hack their way around blocking software. School officials say the sites distract
students and make them vulnerable to on-line predators.

Now, I hate to sound too prick-ish about this, but it seems to me that the local schools should be embarrassed. Outwitted by those meddling kids again...

On a side note: Does anyone really think that the "vulnerability to sexual predators" is actually the primary concern of the schools here? I'm thinking they probably just don't want to see an on-line repeat of the Carroll fiasco...

Just out of curiosity, when are kids finding the time to blog? Shouldn't they be in class, ummm....say, LEARNING or something?

Indiana Justice Watch

In the article Family relives horror to fight killer’s parole, Journal Gazette reporter Frank Gray takes a look at a bizarre occurence in Indiana's laws which has literally allowed a brutal murderer to become elligible for parole.

Makes you wonder which is sicker: Some scumbag who killed a 19-year-old girl by stabbing her 96 times, or the penal system that decides he should be able to get out of his cage?

How sad.
William Larsen Blasts Tracy Warner

William Larsen began yesterday with great flare by firing a well-deserved shot over the bow of long-time Journal Gazette editorial editor Tracy Warner.

Read Larsen's post here.

Then over on Warner's blog, Larsen takes him to school.

Sweet.
Monday, March 27, 2006
Cool Stuff, Dangerous Though


Where: Hicksville, OH
When: Sat. March 26, 2006
What: Exploding transformer at an AEP Ohio Stepdown Station
Sorry the pictures are so blurry...didn't feel like getting close enough to inhale the toxic fog from the potting compound or mastic...
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Alternative Fuel Blogging
I was directed to a relatively new blog authored by Robert Rapier, a chemical engineer. His blog primarily discusses the vastly interesting world of alternative fuels from a scientific (not political) standpoint. You will find this blog permanently linked at the right side of J4TR.com so that when alternative fuels become a matter of conversation or debate, this very bright man's material is readily accessible.
Two Dead Debates, Next Please! UPDATED!!!

For YEARS, the nation has had to listen to incessant leftard yammering about "No WMD's, No Bin-Ladin Connection, No threat to us" and more recently, Jack Murtha's blow-hard commentary reiterating all of the aforementioned items. On NBC's Meet the Press, Murtha further attempted to posture himself politically by calling Iraq a "diversion from the global war on terror" to punctuate his opinions on the third anniversary of the start of Iraqi Freedom.

So vigilant is the media in their efforts to cram Murtha's comments (and others with similarly anti-war sentiment implicitly woven betwixt their spoken words) down the proverbial throat of the public en masse, that they have now made a wholesale commitment to reporting only the opinions that support their previous disseminations, and have literally blinded themselves to any ACTUAL contrarian evidence that may or may not make itself available in the future. I think this is one of the major factors contributing to the perception that the classic MSM in the United States is irreparably flawed and biased.

Now, I don't feel (as some others seem to) that the bias is necessarily politically oriented, save for the fact that much of the reporting in this country evolves around politics. This will create an inherent bias in reporting, if my suppositions are correct. Here is the way I see it:

Media bias is directly a result of the need and/or desire to be the "first, fastest and most thorough" reporter/organization/blogger/broadcaster/network/etcetera to break a story. In other words, I feel that due diligence in reporting (by and large) has met an unfortunate and untimely demise. Reporters and agencies alike have reached the point in their evolution where if they don't latch on to the first opinion/scoop/tip of which they "catch wind," SOMEBODY ELSE WILL...

This whole fallacious methodology (to which the entire journalistic community seemingly subscribes) has created a figurative vacuum in which our news is generated, researched and reported. It is a well known fact that truth-seekers often only find the truths for which they are searching.

Referring back to my earlier comments about the media's willingness to accept Jack Murtha's comments as "fact" and proceed using his comments as the cornerstone for MANY articles, debates, pundit-o-thons, rantings and even the early formings of political stump speeches...here's an excerpt from an article from the Weekly Standard discussing Saddam Hussein's state-sponsored 'terrorist training camps.'

Beginning in 1994, the Fedayeen Saddam opened its own paramilitary training
camps for volunteers, graduating more than 7,200 "good men racing full with
courage and enthusiasm" in the first year. Beginning in 1998, these camps began
hosting "Arab volunteers from Egypt, Palestine, Jordan, 'the Gulf,' and Syria."
It is not clear from available evidence where all of these non-Iraqi volunteers
who were "sacrificing for the cause" went to ply their newfound skills. Before
the summer of 2002, most volunteers went home upon the completion of training.


And on the topic of Saddam and Osama Bin Laden? Well, let's just say that ABC has now quietly permitted an investigative team to release a report containing the following:

A newly released prewar Iraqi document indicates that an official representative
of Saddam Hussein's government met with Osama bin Laden in Sudan on February 19, 1995, after receiving approval from Saddam Hussein. The document states that further "development of the relationship and cooperation between the two parties to be left according to what's open [in the future] based on dialogue and agreement on other ways of cooperation." The Sudanese were informed about the agreement.


That sounds quite a bit different that "THERE IS NO CONNECTION BETWEEN SADDAM AND OSAMA BIN LADEN," now doesn't it? So here we sit, we the objective onlookers in a world full of know-it-alls and talking heads, trying to sort the bullshit from the fact in a river of bullshit. Laughing everyday at how the confused little leftards line up like good boys and girls to get their propaganda enemas, and somehow walk away with a smile and a sense of accomplishment...and we cannot help but wonder how they manage to ignore new evidence as it is revealed. Simply explained: In the world of Poker, this concept has been coined "Pot Committed," meaning you have all of your chips already in the pot, so you might as well play your hand with the cards you have. It's the ugliest position to be in, while at the Poker table. You know damn well your opponent just caught that last 'Ace on the River,' but you're already all-in, so bluff bluff bluff my little leftards...I feel for you.
UPDATE: Due to Craig's incessant whining, I am now LINKING the March 23, 2006 article describing NEWLY DECLASSIFIED GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS that have only been available for our perusal for a short time. Craig seems to think he and his band of liberal nitwits have somehow had access to these same documents for years...somebody should tell ABC that Craig's a way better investigative journalist than their whole staff...they may want to hire his psychic ass.
Friday, March 24, 2006
For all of you uncultured knuckle-draggers...

First off, I want to state for the record that these reviews are not designed to be pretentious, snobbish, Robert Parker-esque profiles of wine containing off-the-wall analogies and boring anecdotes of how certain wines rouse the emotions and bring one to climax with their seductive, titillating flavors. Furthermore, I need to inform all of our visitors that I am not a certified wine expert with any professional accreditations. I did, however, work for a local alcoholic beverage retailer for 5 years hand-selling boutique wines, which afforded me the opportunity to sample a very large number of labels (at a substantial discount).

TODAY'S LABEL: Barale Langhe Chardonnay 2004

For the white wine drinkers that are turned off by the over-oaked, Napa Valley Chardonnays and are looking for something that is crisp and clean with wonderful, bright citrus and tropical fruit flavors, this is definitely well worth your time and money. Make no mistake, folks; when I tell you that this has tropical fruit flavors, I am not telling all of you Bartles & James or Bahama Mama (or even Riesling and Moscato D'Asti fanatics) to go out and and swoop this up. The appealing feature of this wine is the bracing acidity, which keeps all of the flavors together and provides a substantial amount of definition (Translation: For anyone wearing a flannel shirt, a trucker's mesh hat, or a tank top with a drool stain down the chest: this wine is very, very dry and may be a bit of a shock to the palate for all those that think Boone's Farm makes great wine).

Overall, if ranked in a class among similarly-priced wines, this is a tremendous value. I found it on sale at the Belmont Beverage at Time Corners for $10.98. Also, take note of the fact that it is in the same portfolio of wines that are distributed by Visentin Imports out of Ossian. This is the same local company that brought to Fort Wayne the wonderful, value-based line of San Giulio wines, which you can find on all of the Casa restaurants' wine lists. Lake season is around the corner and as the weather gets warmer, keep this one in mind for any backyard soiree where fish or pasta with cream sauce is being served.

J4TR.com Scorecard Ranking for $6-$12 wines: 9 out of 10
DailyKos: An Observation

Considering the droves of brainless leftards that flock to www.dailykos.com every day to get their marching orders, I find it interesting that they do not have their #1 and #2 advertising slots filled (special instructions for any Democrats that might be reading: click to enlarge photo, look to the right of the green arrows). I suppose it's because they are pandering to the numerous (and often HILARIOUS) cause-head boycott lists ranging in focus from "Save the Whales" to "Free Sex Changes for Everyone!" Or maybe it's that companies don't want to be associated with that kind of hate-speak regardless how much traffic they draw...

Of course it's also possible that a bunch of loud-mouth know-it-all college students and egomaniac hippies (of all ages, shapes and sizes) just don't have the money to make advertising to them worth a squirt of $#it.
Democrats Scrounging for Cash. Shocking Isn't It?

In a post from yesterday, blogger Michael Turk makes some interesting observations about Democratic Party fundraising. My favorite:

When you're being outplayed on the ground, why beg for money in every single e-mail you send? They proved in 2004 that more money doesn’t equate to winning.

True...true.
Sylvester Sniffing Out A Scoop
This is very interesting. It might not mean anything, but if nothing else, it warrants a phone call to Marla Irving to get her take on the issue.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Sylvester Blasts Everybody...Sweeet, My Kind of Guy!

In a scathing letter from today, local NACS school board candidate Mike Sylvester unsheathed his claws and dug into every chunk of skin he could reach! The letter went out to the mayor, city council, newspapers...and even us lowly trash-slingin' bloggers. Check out the letter below!
How soon we forget their promises…

Many of our current City Councilmen (Especially the Republicans) ran on a platform that condemned annexation.

The proposed Carroll Road annexation received preliminary approval from The Fort Wayne City Council on March 21st. All five Republicans and all four Democrats voted for the resolution. Our Democratic Mayor supports this annexation as well. This proposed annexation will bring 4311 more residents into the grand City of Fort Wayne; whether they like it or not.

I attended the informational meetings The City of Fort Wayne held for the residents earlier this year. It was quickly apparent that a vast majority of the residents did not want to be annexed. The residents were proudly informed that every Mayor in the history of Fort Wayne has annexed at least one area. The residents were told and I quote “We are not annexing you to help your community; we are annexing you to help other areas of Fort Wayne.” The residents were further told and I quote “You should be proud to be annexed into Fort Wayne. There will be no benefit for you; however, your tax dollars will improve the entire community.”

The residents were told that Fort Wayne was aggressively pursuing the seizure of Aqua Indiana North’s assets with eminent domain and that this was a top priority. The residents were informed that 15% of the sewers operated by The City of Fort Wayne are located outside of the city limits. The residents were told that Dupont road will not be widened near the new Wal Mart for at least ten years. The residents were told to expect property tax increases of 35.3% if they reside in Perry Township and 38% of they reside in Washington Township.

I hope that these future Fort Wayne residents have a good memory and vote appropriately in 2007 for some new City Council representatives and for a new Mayor.

The Republicans and Democrats in Fort Wayne are very similar. They agree on every major issue and there is little, if any, disagreement about anything of importance. The only time they seem to disagree is during the elections when they are running for office and trying to show us how different they are. Our City Council and Mayor both support expanding Fort Wayne through annexation, believe that it is a good idea to seize private property with eminent domain when it suits them, and absolutely refuse to consolidate some services with Allen County to give the taxpayers a break on their property taxes.

I hope the voters send the “Republicrats” and the “Demopublicans” a message in the next several elections. It is time for a change in Fort Wayne. Please feel free to contact me at 338-0833 or by email at
Mike.Sylvester@Verizon.net or join the discussion on the web at:

http://allencountylp.blogspot.com/

Mike Sylvester
Chairman of the Libertarian Party of Allen County
President of the Valley Place Homeowners Association
Thank you Mr. Sylvester! Twas a pleasure reading a fine rant. Nothing like calling attention to some down-home political hackery to start a great fight!
Syntax

For some time, I've been hearing the leftards referring to anyone with any conservative viewpoints as "wingnuts." I think it's now safe to say that it is a well established part of the liberal mantra.
I cannot help but think this is somewhat of a misnomer, developed only to help combat the numerous pseudonyms that have been assigned to said leftards. My problem is this: A wingnut literally has TWO wings. They cannot possibly both be 'right' wings, so yin and yang are both represented.
If indeed the leftards find the need to come up with any more of these quaint little repartees, they may want to choose more carefully...their politics are embarrasing enough without this kind of gaffe.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
J4TR.com Presents: @$$hole Company of the Week

This weeks winner: National Serv-All
Thanks so much for all of the garbage you dumped up and down my street, pricks. It was fun to go clean up garbage that my neighbors and I ALREADY collected to our hoppers. Hey, at least you're efficient. I'm sure it saves room in the landfill if you leave half of the garbage strewn about the landscape as you exit the neighborhood. See below for actual photos taken within two minutes of the time the garbage truck left my cul-de-sac. The red shaded areas indicate garbage that was NOT there before the Serv-All truck came through. In the lower picture, you can see my neighbor who was in the road cleaning up after the people who get paid to clean up after us.

Duke Cunningham Estate is Going...Going...Going....

So I guess the real question is which of these guys is the Duke and which is the Hogg? The following story from NewsMax indicates Duke's Piggin' days are almost through! With millions worth of supposed bribes and scandalous-looking transactions and deals...Randy Cunningham definitely deserves the white suit (but he looks like hell in it!).

'Duke' Cunningham's Loot to Be Auctioned

Silver-plated candelabras. A cedar-lined lingerie cabinet. Persian rugs. An oak hutch carved with lions' heads, tree limbs and acorns.
The spoils from former Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham's bribery scheme - a household of valuable antiques, rugs and home furnishings _ will be auctioned off by the government Thursday to help cover the back taxes and restitution he owes.
The public was given a preview Tuesday of the loot, which was laid out in orderly rows in a warehouse near Los Angeles.
Cunningham, who was sentenced earlier this month to more than eight years in prison for taking $2.4 million in bribes, received the items from defense contractors in exchange for helping them win government contracts.
"Lavish," said Jim Sudomir, a retiree from Fallbrook, summing up Cunningham's lifestyle as he looked over the display. "If he was going to be a crook he should have been a smarter one. He thought he was above all that. ... Look where he's at now. He's in jail."
The inventory reveals that the contractors spared little expense to appease Cunningham's collector's tastes.
There is a leather sofa. A solid cherry sleigh bed. Nearly a dozen rugs. Marble-topped nightstands, armoires and sideboards, many featuring stained glass, brass fittings and intricate carvings.
"There's a real mix of different styles - Art Deco, French provincial, American pioneer," said Britney Sheehan, who works for the company that will auction the goods.
Sheehan said she could not disclose how much the items are expected to fetch, since officials do not want to influence potential bidders. Some of the rugs have previously been valued at as much as $40,000.
Yeah, we'll give it to him on the merits of all of his corruption and greed....plus we've discovered he is the LEAST photogenic of anyone in Congress.



Did Daniels Hit His Head?
This seems an unusual move for a guy who usually seems to have his focus dialed right in on the good stuff! If I didn't have two little kids, I might agree with this idea. Since I HAVE two little kids, I know that this idea is bunk at best.


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Read from the Journal Gazette:

INDIANAPOLIS – The state likely will be able to afford statewide full-day kindergarten next year, and Gov. Mitch Daniels hopes it can be implemented by the start of the 2007-08 school year, he said Tuesday. OK, great...we can afford it. Why exactly do you think this is a good idea?
Daniels has said for a long time that the program was a good idea, “but a broke state couldn’t afford it.”
Hey, I can finally afford that vacation in Mosul, but I expect I shant be taking it!
“I want it to be statewide on the fastest track possible,” he said after signing a bill dealing with motorcycle plates. A bill dealing with motorcycle plates? Oh pray tell... “Like a lot of other things, it’s a good idea that is years overdue now, and if the state hadn’t been broke, I think we’d have done it before.” OK, WHY is it a good idea...I have still heard no legitimate explanation.
During the 2004 campaign against then Democratic Gov. Joe Kernan, Daniels said he supported full-day kindergarten but the state could not afford it. But for months now, he has said the budget the GOP-controlled legislature passed in 2005 and cost-cutting moves would erase a budget deficit by July 2007, if not sooner.
Daniels has said in recent days that education likely would top his legislative agenda next session and that he still wanted to pursue full-day kindergarten at some point. But his comments about kindergarten were stronger Tuesday, judging by the reaction of fellow Republican Suellen Reed, the state’s school superintendent.
She has long pushed for a full-day program statewide while still giving parents the option of choosing it for their children.
“I’m delighted,” Reed said. “We have been working on this for so long. All that we were waiting on was money, and we are elated. Now we just have to do it.”
Yippee, I'm f'n extatic too! Wait, will someone PLEASE tell me why this is a good idea? Kindergarden is just like a really long craft class/playgroup...
Reed and other proponents say that full-day kindergarten helps children learn more at an early age and better prepares them for academic challenges in subsequent years. Have these guys been reading that ridiculous "All I Really Needed to Know..." book? Oh my GOD, is that what this is all about? That book is supposed to be a book on PARENTING...
Estimates on the costs of tuition support for statewide full-day kindergarten if all eligible children participated have varied over the years, but the latest estimate by the Legislative Services Agency is $142 million a year. The state’s share would depend on how lawmakers structure school funding formulas in future budgets. OK, we're back to the money debate again.
Money for tuition support would help schools pay for the extra instructional time and additional teachers that likely would be needed. Some schools might have to spend more money on their own to build more classrooms.
Statewide full-day kindergarten has been a major educational and political issue for several years in Indiana.
The late Democratic Gov. Frank O’Bannon made it his legislative priority in 1999, when Democrats controlled the House and Republicans the Senate. There was support for it among many members of both parties when the state still had a budget surplus, but no compromise was reached by the end of the legislative session that year.
How is this relevant?
As governor in 2004, Kernan pushed a plan to extend state-funded full-day kindergarten to more students in each of the following three years and then make it available statewide. Funding initially would have come from diverting money from sources other than Indiana’s primary checking account. ZZZZZZZzzzZZZzzZ$$$zzz...
But many Republicans scoffed at the plan, saying it was too complex and Indiana should not be starting a pricey program when the state had a $1 billion deficit and was relying on money from teacher pension savings and other dedicated accounts to get by. It failed to pass.
WHAT? Republicans voted to curb spending? And we were wondering where those Republicans had gone!
Daniels said projections now show that the state could afford to pay for it in the next two-year budget to be enacted in 2007, “and we are going to be as careful as we can to make sure that the dollars for it are protected.”
He said a “team of experts” was looking at the practicality of how soon it could be implemented, but he hoped it could be as early as next fall.
Democratic Rep. Gregory Porter of Indianapolis, former chairman of the House Education Committee, noted that he had favored full-day kindergarten for years. But he indicated that his support for any new plan would depend on how it was structured.



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Here is the biggest problem in my estimation: Kids under, ohhh, say SEVEN need a nap. If indeed the kids are taking a nap at school, we are then subscribing to state-operated day care...which can lead down some seriously ugly roads.

At first, I started to take issue with this plan because nobody was discussing WHY they thought it was a good idea. Then I realized, THAT'S THE NEWSPAPER'S JOB....AHEM...Journal Gazette! Now we have thoroughly inspected the rectum of the proposed and available funding of this project, is there any chance just MAYBE you could have included more than ONE SENTENCE on why this is a good idea? How about a dissenting opinion?

But hey, you're the "news professionals," I guess you know how to write articles...I'm sure it's just that you CHOOSE not to do so.......
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Excuse the Interruption

We'll return you to your regularly scheduled garbage force-feeding after a very short break. Had a small emergency arise, will be back en-force before you know it!

ADK
Monday, March 20, 2006
DICK Durbin: Lips Are Flapping Again, Still Saying NOTHING

Durbin: Dems Want GIs Home ASAP

Reported by NewsMax

Repeatedly pressed by "Fox News Sunday" host Chris Wallace to reveal his party's Iraq war plan, Sen. Dick Durbin's answer was that Democrats want to bring the troops home as soon as possible. Wallace quoted President Jimmy Carter's national security advisor, Zbigniew Brzezinski, as having accused the Democrats, "his own party, of political desertion on Iraq. "Democratic leaders have been silent or evasive. They have not offered an alternative to the war in Iraq. It's easy to criticize," Brzezinski said, according to Wallace, who then asked Durbin: "You talk about the lack of an administration plan. What is the Democratic plan? And be specific. What's the Democratic plan for Iraq?"

"I'll be very specific," replied Durbin, D-Ill. "But I can tell you, to start with, failed policies such as the one we have in Iraq gives us few options. And we understand that. We've been painted into a corner in this situation."

When Wallace countered that with, "Well, that's criticism, sir. What is your plan?" Durbin waffled, saying "Well, hold on, if you will, please. What we propose and what Senator John Warner accepted as a bipartisan approach in the Senate includes the following. This year, 2006, a year of transition, where the Iraqis take control of their own security and defense. "Secondly, the Iraqis are put on notice they have to form a government that embraces all of the factions within Iraq so that we can see finally a government of unity leading to some sort of progress for the people of Iraq. "And finally, we have to have from this president accountability, clear accountability, where he says every three months what progress is being made. His first report, incidentally, was not an encouraging one. It's an indication that despite all the rhetoric, we have not made progress this year."

Still looking for an answer, Wallace said: "But saying a year of significant transition, with all due respect, sir, is just a phrase. I mean, you know the situation there. There are 133,000 troops on the ground. Is it the Democratic plan that you could get all of them out by the end of the year, 30,000, get under 100,000? What's the Democratic plan?

Said Durbin: "My wish is to bring the troops home as quickly as possible." After Wallace observed that, "Well, that's everyone's wish, sir," Durbin said, "Withdrawing them tomorrow is not realistic. But I will say this. We believe that if this president has a plan, and I'm not sure that he does, that it will be demonstrated by the end of the year that Iraqi forces will replace American forces. If they do not, it's further indication of the failure of this administration."

In the end, Wallace's question went unanswered.

We'll just go ahead and put him on the 3-Strike-Loser bulletin board....he'll fit right in.

Big Bucks for Toilet-Bowl Performance

Those who CAN, do. Those who can NOT, teach. Those who can not teach, become administrators...and evidently they get paid VERY VERY WELL.

Yesterday the Journal Gazette reviewed the "Top Paid Educational Administrators" in the area. There were lots of six-figure incomes, including one whopper of a contract buyout topping half a million dollars.

I'm all for people making whatever their employers are willing to pay, but I cannot help but think this top-heavy pay-scale might help to contribute to our educational problems. How do our state schools measure-up?
BIG NEWS!!!
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Sunday, March 19, 2006
The New Paper Bag On Our Head

Check out the 'new look' we have taken on! If you like it, GRAND. Please send us lots of frilly emails, flowers and money. If you don't like it, please proceed to the next blog. Hey I'm just busting balls...you know you can send me hate mail too if you like. I'm a grown man, I can take it. Stop by Monday for a wine review and some more of the trashy and misguided political commentary you have grown to love to hate!

We'll be here, with bells on.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Mark Souder: Debate? What Debate?

Apparently Mark Souder isn't comfortable enough with his legislative and political savvy to step up to the plate for an official debate with William Larsen (the Republican challenger for his seat). Mike Sylvester is throwing a fit about this...rightfully so.

Now, I don't blame Souder. Larsen is a f'n WOLVERINE (and I don't mean those Blue & Maize pussies from Ann Arbor **GO BUCKEYES**)...and far better armed to engage in a battle of wits than Mark-E-Mark Souder. I do however, think it would be funny to watch Souder get ripped a new @$$ by someone so obviously an intellectual superior.

UPDATE: From William Larsen's blog, an interesting look at "One Billion" as a concept:
a. A billion seconds ago it was 1974.
b. Slightly more than a billion minutes ago Jesus had been alive.
c. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
d. A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet.
e. A billion dollars ago was only 3 hours and 30 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
Gubment Parking Garage in the Tank

As reported by the JG:

The parking garage co-owned by Allen County and the city of Fort Wayne has seen business decline so much that the two governments will likely have to cover the bond payments this year, officials said Friday. Hey, Mayor Richard, isn't your policy such that when an area of underperformance is recognized, we just condemn and bulldoze the thing and build something new there?
The Plaza Parking Garage attached to the City-County Building, 1 E. Main St., was at capacity in 2002 and 2003, officials said. But that was before the new Juvenile Justice Center opened on Wells Street, moving juvenile courtrooms from downtown and taking parking customers with it and before the Charles “Bud” Meeks Justice Center opened north of the garage and took more customers away. The justice center is just a half-block away, but people are parking on the street instead of in the garage. So what the hell, just quadruple the meter rates. FORCE those delinquents back into the garage.
“They’d rather pay a $5 ticket than park in the parking garage and walk a block and a half,” County Commissioner Marla Irving said. Hell, make it a $50 ticket. That'll teach 'em.
The garage, which owes about $3 million on its bonds, is jointly owned by the city and county through the Plaza Parking Garage Condominium Owners Association.
The city and county split the bond payments and – until the garage started losing money – any profits. Bond payments are due through 2021. I'm sure this was not even conceivable to those notorious for wearing the "Allen County Rose-Colored-Glasses." You know, the ones that all of these "Downtown Development" goofballs have been wearing while looking lustfully at their baseball stadium blueprints.
Friday, board members learned the Plaza Parking Garage brought in $56,000 less than last year, about $97,000 less than officials budgeted for. Evindently, they are passing out the 'Rose Colored Glasses' at many city functions. This year, officials said, the garage will make a profit only if it doesn’t make its $300,000 in bond payments. Both the city and the county have reserves in the parking garage accounts to cover their share of the payments this year, but unless things change they will have to cover the payments from somewhere else next year.
“We have enough cash flow to handle things as they are, but things are going to need to pick up,” Ed Rousseau said. Ignore the problem, it will go away.
In addition to the loss of customers when the Juvenile Justice Center opened, there is an aversion to walking downtown, officials said. They’ll walk miles through parking lots at a mall, but not a half-block from the garage to the new justice center. Maybe that's because people WANT to be at the mall.....
“We offer some of the best rates in the downtown area,” Rousseau said. “But people don’t want to walk two blocks.” "Come to beautiful downtown Fort Wayne! Pay your tickets! See your loved ones get convicted of crimes! Lots of parking! Don't forget to visit the jail..."
Revenue from festivals is also down, officials said. Well, they are starting to suck a little...and they are so friggin' expensive you damn near need to cash in some savings bonds before you head downtown...
In an effort to trim costs, the garage has been trying to switch from human cashiers to an ATM-like machine that takes payments, but the transition is not going well, said NAI Harding Dahm officials. Harding Dahm manages the garage. WHOA...WHY IS NAI HARDING-DAHM MANAGING THE GARAGE? Do these guys have their fingers in every piece of real-estate pie in the area?
“(Customers) don’t like machines, and they don’t want to put someone out of work,” Harding Dahm’s Pat Hayes said. “They’re just fighting us on it.” It's easy to see how the only thing worse than paying ridiculous amounts of money to park your car on public property MIGHT be getting forced into dealing with some pain-in-the-ass dollar-collecting contraption.
Officials had hoped to make the transition, but people refuse to use the machine when a human is there.
“Once we get the public’s acceptance on it, we’re going to save some money,” Hayes said. “We’ve all used a pop machine, it’s not that difficult, but people are still having problems with it.” I'm gonna have to call BULL$#IT on this one.
Whenever possible, Hayes said, employees are being transferred to other locations rather than being let go.
The garage is renting the machine through June while it decides whether to buy one. Now when they say "The Garage," are they referring to "The Government" or "NAI Harding-Dahm?" About $80,000, the machine will pay for itself in about a year and a half when cashiers don’t have to be paid anymore. Board members decided Friday, however, to wait until a comprehensive downtown parking study is complete in April or May before making a purchase. Hopefully the study will be more believable than the one that claims we need hundreds of downtown housing units...
Friday, March 17, 2006
SPECIAL St. Patrick's Day Edition of PW FAUX PAS

Yes, it has now been 10 years since the world's most annoying on-air duo first graced the greater Fort Wayne area with their ridiculous twaddle. We have been bombarded by overused (and often misused) cliches, vast scores of irrelevant topic matter, and gross misinterpretations of news and events. Did I mention that they are annoying? Today you get a 'two-for' deal. You not only get yesterday's hogwash, but you also get a special bonus.
1. Yesterday, Pat decided to mimic Rush again. He went on some half-cocked rant about Sharon Stone's moronic comments about women over the age of 40 being discarded by American Society (and then PW blamed Hollywood, just like Rush).
We hear this a lot. Pat often derives topic material from Rush's show, and then somehow manages to screw it up or misinterpret the data.
2. "Sharon Stone....boy is she an idiot!"
Boy, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black!
3. "...that would be i.e. like WOWO or something..."
I have no idea what this means.
4. "...here's the reason, because the reason is...."
Keep scrounging, Pat. It'll come to you sooner or later.
5. "A month from now, the Alamo will be no mo"
He was awfully proud of this little rhyming piece of poo. Repeated it several times.
6. "The famous wardrobe malfunction with ummm, Jackie umm, Janet.."
Yeah, one of those "J" names.
7. "Is it fair...umm the local stations having to run this, er umm pay this?"
It's amazing how many "not words" he can cram into a spoken sentence.
BONUS SECTION: The most irritating and overused phrase in the Pat White arsenal....drumroll please!
"DEEP DOO DOO"
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Win Moses Talks Some Smack

Win Moses came out swinging this morning on WOWO's morning news lobbing dud grenades at Governor Mitch Daniels and his 'Major Moves' legislation. Moses referred to 'Major Moves' as "one of the worst pieces of legislation we've ever had..."

I dunno, Win...sounds like a "done deal" to me. You might want to pick a different battle...or work on your timing (ever heard the phrase "A day late and a dollar short???").

How about we address this absurd "no OTC liquor sales on Sunday" BS??? You actually stand a chance of being a champion of THAT cause!
Sometimes The Truth Hurts, Sometimes It's Just Hysterically Funny


The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.
PW Faux Pas

Yesterday was a busy day for the 3-6pm WOWO slack-jaws! Here are a few of my favorite highlights:
1. "The largest thing on everybodys' lips"
This just conjured up a hideous mental picture...I think he was talking about the passage of 'Major Moves' but it sounded as if he was gonna talk porno to the Queen.
2. "Ooooooooooooh, the Dragon Burger"
He was acting really impressed with some of the moronic names people were coming up with...wasn't very convincing.
SPECIAL BONUS SECTION: The Queen Speaks Up!
Q1: "The Dinger"
Sorry, but that was just stupid.
Q2: "I'm single!!!"
Yes Diane, we know. HAHAHA!
EXTRA SPECIAL BONUS-BONUS SECTION: STALE STORY!!!
Yesterday, Pat spent a VERY LONG TIME talking about some minor-league ball park sandwich that nobody really gives a $#it about...the whole time touting it as some breaking story. Well, it was actually an OLD story. I first read it in the Oct. 2005 MAXIM magazine. The place that actually 'invented' the "LUTHER BURGER" is called Mulligans, and is located in Decatur, GA. HERE is their menu. Also, the owner of that bar (the originator of the commercialized version of 'The Luther') made an appearance on Jay Leno's show a short time later and built the famous sandwich in front of a live studio audience. Tell you what, PW, that's some really groundbreaking stuff you're using for material!
Back From the Grave...

I didn't have any idea that Bob Dole was still alive...much less a Dirty Harry-style political pundit. Yet here he is, ravaging liberal adjudicators head-on to make sure our fine government doesn't look like a bunch of partisan hacks. Oh wait....
Give 'em hell, Bob.
Are You OK, Craig?

Hey, kiddies! I have recently become aware of a situation that might require a little attention. Our boy Craig, author of popular local blog Reverent and Free seems to be a little down in the dumps. Over the last two weeks, his posts have been getting softer, less pointed, and almost benign. Now, we (here at 'The Record') like Craig quite a bit, and we hate to see a buddy who's hurting. So, if everyone would please send Craig some kind words of encouragement, we might help him pull through his slump. I'm adding a permanent link to his blog so that I may more closely monitor his progress, hopefully veering away from melancholy and heading back toward the self-righteous, pompous, opinionated @$$hole we have all grown to love. Good luck, Craig. We're with you!
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
RALLY THE TROOPS!!!

I'm sure the nut-jobs are going to find a way to blame this on Bush. We'll get to hear them blather on and on for months about how he should have "saved" these people. Smells like another round of protesting might be an order.

HA!!!
PW Faux-Pas

Yesterday's Pat White Faux-Pas (there were several!):

1. "Rasslin' Coaches"
That's quaint, Pat.

2. "Foreign Imports"
Totally redundant! If it's imported, it HAS to be foreign. We don't import domestic goods, Pat. He said this one 4 times in about 45 seconds!

3. "General Matron"
Judging by the context, I think he meant to say "General Maintenance."

4. "Jumping the shark"
I am so tired of hearing him say this. He runs it into the ground at least once a week.
Tune in to 1190 WOWO at 3pm for another round of P-Whizzle Faux Pas today! Thanks to everyone who emailed in these fabulous tidbits!
SACS Looking to Replace Proper Parenting with Gestapo Dog

The Journal Gazette reports that SACS is investigating the feasibility of hiring a new full-time staff member...one that pees outdoors and licks its own genitals! The school system is apparently fond of a plan to post a full time, warm blooded, contraband sniffing machine within the confines of Homestead High School.

How necessary is this? Evidently, it's important enough to possibly come to a vote at the March 24 SACS meeting.

Officer A. J. Pape (school resource officer) picked up this scary idea from a conference that he attended (I'm sure taxpayers funded his little info-gathering field trip).

The costs involved? Negligible considering the size and relative wealth of the school system.


  • Startup costs could be almost $5,500 to pay for dog supplies and the dog itself, but Pape is hoping to solicit donations from local businesses and school PTAs to offset the costs. Yearly costs would include about $800 for veterinarian bills and food and an extra $693 for Pape's salary because he will be certified as a K9 officer. Donations would also be accepted for these costs.

See how cheaply we can buy Gestapo-like tactics in our own community? Sign here and you too can implement this aberration of a plan to YOUR local schools!

Don't we already pay for Police K-9 units that are available if we need them? Do we really think that it's necessary to add yet another layer of complication to the already confused and complex matrix of pressures we have created for our community's youth? Sylvester's gonna have a ball with this one.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006
John Kerry: Heading for the Bulletin Board (FINALLY)


This guy just can't seem to keep his lips closed long enough for anyone's comfort (including mine). You would have thought that after getting his @$$ handed to him in the 2004 election, he might have changed his tone, or maybe even his talking points. Nay, John Kerry is still choking on the same words he's been hearing echo in his nightmares since November of 2004. As you all have come to expect, my fulfilling and thoroughly enlightening commentary highlighted by the use of smooooooooooth mint green.
Sen. John Kerry: 'Fire the Incompetents'
I'm assuming just for fun that means you too, Senator.
John Kerry, the Democratic presidential nominee in 2004 and a possible candidate in 2008 God I hope not!, says his party does have a message for the electorate: Vote for change. Hell, if people wanted his kind of change, they would have voted for him in 2004! But it's hard to vote for someone who "changes" to differing stances on sequential days.
"Don't let anybody tell you we Democrats don't know what we stand for," the Massachusetts senator said in comments prepared for delivery Wednesday to the Communications Workers of America. That's not necessary, the Republicans are doing a fine job of defining your agenda for you. Keep up your trash talking, buddy! "Give this country a Democratic Congress and you will see a difference on Day One (pink hand towels in the restrooms), and a fundamental change of direction for Washington." That might require some elaboration...the Democrats in DC right now have been contributing for years to the same heaping pile of stale-mated festering beaureaucratic bulls#it they now claim to "have the power to change." Stuff it, Kerry. You couldn't find your @$$ with both hands, much less find a way to make the Country operate flawlessly.
Democrats have come under increasing criticism for lacking a unified message that would allow them to capitalize on Republicans' political problems in this November's midterm elections. True...true.
In an AP-Ipsos poll in March, Democrats had an 11-point lead over Republicans on which party people want to see in control of Congress. You and "polls" have always gotten along so well, John...I'd say you should just go ahead and put all of your eggs in THAT basket again.
Kerry's key points: "Tell the truth; fire the incompetents; find Osama bin Laden and secure our ports and homeland; bring our troops home from Iraq; obey the law and protect our civil rights. Hell, why didn't the Republicans think of that before??? Put that way, it sounds really really EASY. Listen jackass, if it was that simple, BUSH would have just "gone and done it."
"Stop subsidizing big oil and start investing in energy alternatives; make access to affordable health care a right and not a privilege; reduce the deficit and respect work over wealth; chase the money changers from the temple of democracy; and invest in education and fight for American jobs that restore the American dream." Yup, same old BS from the Kerry camp...what should we expect next, some more "Wrong War Wrong Time" chanting? Until the Dems can fully comprehend the devastating long-term impacts of the half-witted changes you suggest. Stop subsidizing BIG OIL??? Don't you think gas prices are high enough already without pulling the subsidies? Your wife's family invented KETCHUP for God's sake...financially speaking, you don't have to WORRY about how much gasoline costs. With plans like yours, you will literally CRUSH the people you think you'd like to help (or the people you SAY you want to help)...you know, the ones that have the number of voters required to elect your goofy@$$...
PW Faux-Pas: A New (Almost) Daily Column

Yesterday's Pat White Faux-Pas: "ATM MACHINE"

We all know about those pesky Automated Teller Machine Machines.

Only an hour left until we get to start listening again!!! Email me if you hear anything blatantly moronic and I'll post it!!!

Ethanol and America: My Conversation With William Larsen

I recently had an excellent email dialogue with William Larsen (Indiana 3rd District Republican challenger to Mark Souder) regarding ethanol and other alternative fuels. I will first begin by explaining how this started...William and I had a brief exchange of differing philosophies on a different blog (I made some half-cocked comment about the ignorance of NOT using corn for fuel) and he sent me the following email (my responses in the usual titilating mint green):

Andrew,

Considering that mother nature puts a lot of energy into growing things, yes it does count for something. However, ethanol contains less then 85,000 btu's of energy. There just is no way to increase this, its just plain chemistry. With that said, how much energy does it take to convert the grain or bio-mas to ethanol?
If you would like I have three studies that go into detail on the energy balance equation for producing ethanol. The most efficient takes about 90,000 btu's. This means I have consume 5,000 btu's more than I can get out. This is inefficient.
Now if we could produce ethanol and consume only 75,000 btu's we got something. We could take 7/8 of a gallon of ethanol and use it to plant, grow, harvest and distill 1 gallon of ethanol. In this case the more you grow the more you get.
However, because of the way things are, it consumes more energy than it contains meaning it is a very bad idea.
best regards,

-Bill Larsen

Bill,

In black and white, you are correct.
Several other things to consider:
-Less messy to manf.
-Bi-products useful in other industry (hydroponic agriculture, fish farming can use the virtually unlimited supply of 78degree F water....)
-Technology will catch up to the fuel...if they have to! We find ways every day to do more work with less energy consumption...but necessity is the mother of invention.
-Would help to roll back farm subsidies
-Less concerns with import dilemmas
-Less interaction with rogue nations
-No net loss of business or profit to oil companies, since they are the only industry that already has a distribution model in place for this sort of thing.
-Cleaner to burn

These points must be weighed carefully before a wholesale discard of the idea. As far as the aggregate inefficiency, is our current system of fuel procurement and/or refinement truly a good use of time and resources? I see wasted time and money at virtually every step of the process...each contributing to a fuel cost that is only sustainable because of demand...it's an excellent display of capitalism, but in a commodity market it comes across as almost criminal.
Addicted to oil? No, just addicted to the work oil does...there is energy "lost" (to heat or motion) in every transaction we affect (theory of conservation of energy). By your calculation, human beings are not efficient enough (by virtue of our extremely poor energy intake to work output ratio) to warrant survival...and yet we keep eating (we're such a selfish animal). If energy conversion was a perfected science, perpetual motion would be feasible....
My point is, work with what you've got. For now, it's petrol. For the future, we know science will evolve to make Ethanol a better fuel (or better engineered machines to burn it), but only if that is paying the bills for the scientists...nobody is going to do it if a) they don't have to b)they don't profit considerably from it.
Wrap your mind around this: Diesel takes less refinement that gasoline, yet it is more expensive. Why? Because of the refining capacity we ration for diesel production drastically (and negatively) effects the supply side of the economics. Now, take 80% of the gasoline out of the refineries and replace with diesel. Suddenly, diesel could feasibly hit $1.30 per gallon and agriculture is affordable again, making Ethanol vastly more cost effective to manufacture. Chicken....egg.....who cares? Just get one of the two out there!!!
I like you. I may vote for you (which means stepping out of my "modus operandi" and actually registering as a Republican in the primary...something I've never done. I've always voted "issues only" on primary ballots).
-Andrew

Andrew,

There is a much better way, cleaner and actually renewable now. Denmark produces 80% of its electricity this way. Off the coast of Massachusetts they are installing I believe 150 of them. They will produce 5 megawatts each.Stop subsidies to farmers. 5% of all farm land is not very good for farming. Install one or two on each farm and pay a royalty to the farmer. This would increase the revenue to the farmer, spread out our electrical generating capacity and is cost effective now.I am talking about wind power. These units are designed to go ten years without maintenance. We need to get away from burning fuel to expand a gas to push pistons. It is inefficient.In my written blog, I did mention by-products. The problem is how much by -products can be used? By-products are used as feed for live stock. Think about the total gallons of ethanol needed to replace oil. We could never use that much by-product, which means it becomes waste.As for more efficient means, it comes down to thermodynamics. Energy cannot be created nor destroyed, only changed in form. As a mechanical engineer with years of experience in power equipment and energy sources, we will not get much better at distillation than what we have now. Our efforts would be better devoted to implementing something that has tremendous payback, no tax credits needed and works now with known technology. We have been using heat to transform energy for over two hundred years.Oil shale holds a much better return than Ethanol. Canada has a large facility in operation now. This would use US based oil shale to produce US based oil. The coal fired boilers we have today use a talcum powder size coal. It is mixed with a bit of moisture and is pumped to the boilers. Because of its size, it is nearly 100% consumed. It falls onto a moving conveyor at which time you could pick it up without burning your hand. We are extracting as much energy as possibly can be now. We might get 1% more efficient, but it would take tens of billions to do it. We have reached the point of diminishing returns.I appreciate your comments.Best regards,

-Bill

Mr. Larsen,

Do you mind if I blog our ethanol email conversation? You did an eloquent job of posing the "con" argument, and I assure you that I will keep your statements in context and intact without inserting my own commentary. I just believe that it is a debate that is more ready for the public now than ever....I've been meaning to get into blogging the ethanol debate for a month and I had not yet prepared a proper foray...

-Andrew

Andrew,

Please by all means. I searched for reports on Ethanol production for years. Reports summaries very and some are suspect, but as I said, I do have three I saved to PDF on my hard drive. I need to find the actual links where I got them from. If I do, I will add them to the blog.
What you raised is very important that we get it right. Politicians are giving ADM I believe $5 Billion a year in tax credits for Ethanol. This is huge. Are we moving in the right direction? Are we going after the fuel of the 21st century?
Best regards,

-Bill